The Baby Dictionary

Okay, This post is for people like me who have baby brothers or sisters that are 3 or 4 that can't say their words very well and have no clue what the heck they're saying. And I call it the Baby Dictionary.

English Baby
BABY DICTONARY
Despicable me.................The-stick-to-pull-me.
Particular.........................Particlear
Library............................Libary
Hercules..........................Hercelies
Calculation.......................Colcleation
Insperation......................its-in-bration
Liberty..............................Literbie
Desperate..........................Desbutt
Direction.............................Die-wection
Mysterious.........................Ma-serious
Something...........................Some-ting
Consequence.......................Cons-of-quence
Previous...............................Prevlious
Persperation.........................Purse-aration
Supercalafragalisticexbeallydoshus..............................................Lauren! I can't say that!!
Clorox....................................Cwo-ox
Predetor................................Pled-a-door
Computer................................Compooter
Counclers..................................Clownsners
Piano.........................................Pinano
Geometry.................................Dee-on-a-tree
Algebra.....................................All-gee-breath
Education..................................Es-a-cation
Inventory..................................Infant-toy
Narnia........................................Nornia
Literally......................................Litery
Mosquito......................................Muckseeto

There you go! I know 3 to 4 year olds don't really say these words, so if you have a word that you want to be translated, just comment and I'll give you the translation!!:)

Sophie says so.

The other day, my little sisters were playing togethor in the toy room. Everything is going great untill little Sophie comes stomping up the stairs, with a face that pretty much says, " Fear me! I'm the worlds smallest giant!!" And starts to go on in her baby language about something she's not happy about. The only words I cought were,"they wont let me..............being mean.........meanie heads!!" So, with all the patience I had, I asked her, "What happened?" And she says, "They (my other little sisters) wont let me play with them! They are being mean!" My mom wasn't home at the time, so I went down stairs and asked my little sisters why they wouldn't let Sophie play with them. They all looked at me with confused and angry faces. They all start yelling over eachother. Here's what I heard, "...WE DID..LIAR....DIDN'T EVEN ASK......." I told them all to be quiet and that Sophie told me that they were being mean to her. I specifically asked one sister in particular so I could actually understand this time. I asked, "Were you being mean to Sophie?" And she says, "No!! She just comes down here, glares at us, then runs upstairs." I look down at Sophie, and she looks up at me with her big blue bug eyes, and I say, "Sophie, they weren't being mean to you, you can play with them if you want." And she gives me her little baby glare and says, "Yes they were being mean!! They were!" And I ask, "How were they being mean?" And she says with pride, " Because I said they were being mean." So there you have it!! If you ever have any questions, just call Sophie and she'll give you the answer you know will be right, because Sophie said so:) P.S. Our phone number is some numbers:)